girl: come over
me: interior crocodile alligator
girl: my parents aren’t home
me: i drive a chevrolet movie theater
can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania
it was formed by sexually repressed Quakers
whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004
IS THAT DOG TEACHING A HUMAN PUPPY TO CRAWL
I just bought my Wonder Woman comic and these were the last two pages. Wonder woman makes me extremely happy.
AND SHE GAVE HIM A PIECE OF THE LASSO OF TRUTH I CAN’T.
This is so important.
This movie came out nearly 30 years ago and this statement is STILL true.