sci-universe:

I really love these starry illustrations by Hajin Bae.

  • east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work
  • west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land
  • Midwesterners: I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years
  • floridians: please help me there are so many oranges they are attacki-

radvillain:

girl: come over

me: interior crocodile alligator

girl: my parents aren’t home

me: i drive a chevrolet movie theater

(Source: clestroying)

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causedarlingitwasgood:

how is this even a real show

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chicken-fingers:

sergeantjerkbarnes:

can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania

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it was formed by sexually repressed Quakers

maddmullah:

Mariah Carey vs Ariana Grande

larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

(Source: liloury)

mynameistrolly:

diggly:

IS THAT DOG TEACHING A HUMAN PUPPY TO CRAWL

human puppy

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carterson-the-mortal:

the-goddamazon:

totallynotabadvirus:

I just bought my Wonder Woman comic and these were the last two pages. Wonder woman makes me extremely happy.

AND SHE GAVE HIM A PIECE OF THE LASSO OF TRUTH I CAN’T.

This is so important.

This movie came out nearly 30 years ago and this statement is STILL true.

(Source: aimingtobeaimee)

xpale:

paler than vampires

xpale:

paler than vampires

(Source: journal-de-jours)

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