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Found item #9:
"To stand up straight and tread the turning mill,
To lie flat and know nothing and be still,
Are the two trades of man; and which is worse
I know not, but I know that both are ill”
—A. E. Housman, “Twelve Poets”
I fucking need this book. All my favorite poets
And then I find out the fanfic hasn’t updated for over a year.
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